Gin Drink With a Thousand Names

1. 1 Unit of Malfy's Blood Orange Gin. Yum.
2. 1-2 Tablespoons of simple syrup, infused with ginger & lemon.
3. Top off with Aldi Belle Vie lemon soda water. Known in the Kostrzewa household as "lemon sad soda"
4. Garnish with an overwhelming sense of optimism.

Crowdsourcing a name to this gin drink resulted in:

1. The Snotty Biotch
2. Ginger Maryanne Gilligan
3. Scurvy no more
4. The Headache
5. The Ron-Draco Ship
6. A Bloody Ginger Rogers
7. Pink Passion
8. Futile Breeze
9. Three Hour Tour
10. Heaven’s Stank 

My recommendation is that, like all things beautiful, it can be both every name and no name simultaneously.

Now, to deal with the fact that COVID-19 has taken all my gin away.