Cardamom Rice and Curried Cauliflower

Cardamom Rice

Ingredients

• Glug cooking oil
• Powdered cardamom, ginger, garlic
• or substitue with the real deal for the ginger & garlic. I am lazy.
• Salt or MSG
• 1 cup uncooked rice
• 1.5 cups water

Directions

1. Glug cooking oil in pan
2. Flame on low
3. Blort of cardamom, ginger, garlic in pan
4. Let sweat for a little bit
5. Add uncooked rice, stir
6. Let sweat for a little bit more. Less than 36 hours please.
7. Add water & salt or MSG
1. (btw, people in the US get #triggered by MSG. I love the stuff and use it when I can. It's great flavor)
8. Boil, stir, flame low, cook 20 minutes covered.
1. "Alexa, set a rice timer for 20 minutes!"

Curried Cauliflower

Ingredients

• Glug cooking oil
• Half onion
• A foo's worth of ginger
• I use ginger paste because I am lazy. I also don't use ginger paste in the rice because I am a man of mystery.
• Curry powder
• support your local Asian market

• Bit o' Butter, or ghee for authenticity
• Handful o' Chopped spinach
• Half cauliflower, chopped
• Handful golden raisins (shhhh. secret ingredient!)
• Half can coconut milk
• Little bit of water for steaming
• Salt to taste

Directions

1. Glug cooking oil in pan, low heat
2. Add onions and ginger. Let sweat
3. Medium heat, add butter and melt
4. Add a generous amount of curry powder. You're trying to make a gravy here, so not so much that it's powderey, but not so little that it doesn't taste of the curry.
5. stir together. Add more butter if it's too powdery.
6. Add spinch, cook down.
7. Add cauliflower, stir, get it covered in curry
8. Add coconut milk & golden raisins & stir
9. Cover & let steam. Maybe add some water here so the cauliflower steams correctly
10. "Alexa: your rice timer is done, your rice timer is done"
11. Salt & Taste. Maybe add some more curry powder if not curry enough. And vow to be better next time

Eating

Sauce on rice in bowl or plate. Use a fork. Try to get most of it in your mouth. You know the drill.

Chrome and Tab Groups: Where the heck am I?

Task Context Switching 

If you're like me (and why wouldn't you be? come on!) you've got a lot of tabs open in Google Chrome. Like, an unsettling amount - enough to make your memory paging system go "Hol' up". 

I like to organize my browser so I have separate Chrome windows that represent a task context. 

For example, currently I have separate Chrome windows dedicated to: 

1. A code change associated with a work ticket around some performance improvements. I have a spreadsheet on there for tracking timing changes, a few tabs for some associated research, and a few tabs for watching our metrics system.
2. Articles I want to read unassociated with any active work tickets. I park "this looks interesting and I want to get to it soon™" articles there.
3. A presentation that I'm working on, with a tab for the actual presentation and another tab for some survey results from anonymous questions I'm asking.
4. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

This system works well for me, but it can provide some tough context switches, when I go from Task A to Task B, I have to hunt through my current 11 (yes 11!) Chrome windows to find the right context, so I can work on my task.

what follows is an ACTUAL screen shot. Feel my pain.

Context switching means looking at each window in turn, and trying to figure out what task context that window is dedicated to by tab titles. Easy to do once, but omg, try doing it dozens of times a day.

I want to make this process easier, so context switches require less effort.

All Hail Chrome Tab Groups

Chrome Tab Groups are a relatively new feature where you can take one or more tabs and associate them with a label. It's pretty easy to use, with a right mouse click and a little bit of typing. The linked blog is the best introduction and guide.

When I create a new Chrome window with a set of tabs, I will associate the leftmost tab with a Tab Group and give it a short name so I understand the context quickly.

For instance:

You probably don't know what wi2524860 (dms load means, but I do. When I want to work on that task, I can quickly loop through my Chrome windows, and, by keeping my eye on the upper left corner, find the right window to bring into focus.

Bonus Points

Windows 7 introduced a great application shortcut key feature, where the Windows Logo key + a number will switch to that number program pinned to the taskbar. 

If you're like me and have Chrome pinned as task 1, you can hold down the Windows Logo key and repeatedly press 1 to cycle through your windows, looking for the correct task using the tab group label.

Anybody that's been in a meeting with me (may the Lord have mercy on your soul), has probably noticed me doing this at the beginning of a meeting, where I will say "no, no, no, no, yes" as I find the right window. I'm sorry you had to listen to that, but here we are.

Conclusion

Anyway, it's a minor efficiency thing, but whatever we can do to save those precious, precious seconds. Thanks.

Rush and Female Engagement: A Scientific Study

 

Kevin Kostrzewa, Noted Data Scientitian

Abstract

The Canadian progressive rock band, Rush, is long considered the consummate “guy’s band”, featured in such media as the film “I Love You, Man”, only enjoyed by men. The goal of this research was to see if this was a fact based observation. I test the argument  by using survey data in a non-randomized sample of whoever of my friends was bored enough to humor me by answering.

Keywords

Canadian Rock, Toque, Hoser, 9/8 time signature

Methodology

To support this, I created a survey using the so-called free application “Polls for Pages”. The survey had an n of ostensibly 43, but only the first 40 are free, and I’m super cheap, so n=40. 

My data set is self reported females, but people lie like rugs on the Internet, so who knows who answered. I am concerned that one of my answers came from my cat-dog, Milo. But, still, I press on.

Questions range from the mundane (“As an identified female, I like Rush”), to the probing (“As an identified female, I am ambivalent toward Rush”), to the outrageously provocative (“As an identified female, I dislike Rush”). I also included “Other”, for reasons unknown even to me.

This data was collected between 2021-04-16 08:04:16 and 2021-04-17 14:34:40. Learn how to read YYYY-MM-DD formatted dates, sheeple.

Findings

Raw data

As an identified female, I like Rush	9 votes	23.1%
As an identified female, I am ambivalent toward Rush	14 votes	35.9%
As an identified female, I dislike Rush	11 votes	28.2%
Other	5 votes	12.8%

Other 

• While I acknowledge the technical and artistic brilliance of the band Gettys voice slays my eardrums in a bad way and Neil Peart’s political theories are stinky.

• *WOMAN, first of all.  Second, I am Rush-ambivalent.

• As an apparently very male, male, who was once called Smed by a very not male, male, I don’t know that I can offer anything meaningful here, but I will try my best.

• My now husband loves Rush! So I took him to a Rush documentary on our first date. Found their lyrics to be thoughtful and cool and love that there was no line for the ladies restroom at their concerts.

Pie Chart

Bar Chart

Triangle Chart

No such thing exists. Grow up.

Conclusions

I have too much free time on my hands. I am also cheap when it comes to seeing a joke through. Finally, I should have considered the free Google forms to begin with, which is a double-duh considering how much I use the Google free applications.

Appendix